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anothermans-wife: Why did Craig stop over? Oh he had to drop something off from the office. What? I don’t know, something! What’s up with the interrogation? I was in such a good mood just now and then you’ve got to be annoying and start grilling
fantasytransformations: sanescientist In her previous life as a journalist, Bambi’s owner had told her that thinking was overrated. She remembered being annoyed at that for some reason but then he did something to her head and… Bambi couldn’t
whorecruxed-deactivated20130406: OTPs - Percy/Annabeth She glared at me like she was about to punch me, but then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.“Be careful, seaweed brain.” She said putting on her invisible cap and disappear
needtobreedunderground:He came home from work and scooped her into his arms without a word. He carried her up to the bedroom, stripped her down, and laid her on the bed. He grabbed the box of condoms, but then he did something strange. He threw the box
happygoluckypyro: happygoluckypyro: juggsoftea: happygoluckypyro: It’s not pee! For those of you who assume incorrectly. It’s clear fluid and if you make a woman do it then you did something very right. Science has proved it is pee. Sorry not
so I saw what you wanted and then I did something else because I’m really good at thisIn order, Crystal Shrimp, Desert Glass, and Cave Creature.
dftba-winchesters: bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill: vardaesque: digigender: thechandelurequeen: batcows: I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography. The nail polish
polyhexian:There’s something really special about lil nas x being like “subtext? No. Old town road is literally about riding horses. If I was going to write a song about riding dick, like. Trust me. You’d know” and then he did
Did something stupid and forgot to repaste sketchlines into procreate. Then left the file afterwards which auto saves. Good thing it records stuff which can be screen captured.
ravenhairrubylips: bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill: vardaesque: digigender: thechandelurequeen: batcows: I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography. The nail polish
m-azing: I would actually LOVE if a writer said something like “actually, I did not write any gay characters in my story, and I did not realize it until you pointed this out. now that I’ve been given a chance to really think about why there ARENT
solluxsucksdick: funkies: rumour: is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth did you take sex ed in texas
When did “hella” go from a Northern California thing to something everyone says?
shiinsart: These are bit old, and I saw someone repost them. And then I thought funny no one reposted these earlier. Then I realised I don’t think I ever did post these here did I? Maybe I did, if so here they are again. Benefactor reward or something
shercockandmycrotch: justknowthatimalright: do you ever see or smell something and it just like takes you back to when you were a kid or something and you feel exactly like you did back then but you cant place the memory cause it only lasts for a split
ravenhairrubylips: bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill: vardaesque: digigender: thechandelurequeen: batcows: I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography. The nail
atomos:When I am logged in to this account I get the feeling of being a person like Pamela Anderson. I was cool one day, and then I did something and time passed too and suddenly everyone thought I was kinda lame and suck. Oh well, this is it.
loudie: loudie: my mama got home today and she was so excited. she said she got me a present, so then i was excited too. i had no idea what she got me. she said ‘close your eyes and put your hands out’, so i did. and then i felt her put something
secretdaddy: ……”and then she did something that changed the evening completely…”
did-you-kno: Source I want something similar done to me when I die. I want to be cremated, then use my ashes as part of making recycled paper, and then made into a Transformers doujin using that paper.
funkies: rumour: is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth did you take sex ed in texas
smootymormonhelldream: solluxsucksdick: funkies: rumour: is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth did
ravenhairrubylips:bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill: thechandelurequeen: batcows: I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography. The nail polish will harden up instantly
celebrate-diversity: tobyspencer: i say we set up the maintenance challenge while tumblr is down everyone goes and does something productive like drawing something or making something and then when its back we can all share what we did it’s like
aletheiasan: @myralilth did a great sketch of Astral, which I then lined..which she then coloured and shaded. Honestly her hardwork and skills is something I want to replicate one day. we were also discussing a dating sim with my ocs during this collab
nickelbackthatassup: so i was thinking wouldn’t it be cute if that cute boy also thought i was cute and then we did something cute like go on a date.. that would be … so crazy imagine… if things like that happened..
liverpepper: sora: WHATEVER IT IS, I DIDNT DO IT I SWEAR!!!!Roxas: I’m pretty sure they’re just messing with you–sora: BUT WHAT IF I DID SOMETHING AND I FORGOT??? WHAT IF I DIERoxas: Then I’ll get started on your funeral arrangements.sora: THATS
loudie: my mama got home today and she was so excited. she said she got me a present, so then i was excited too. i had no idea what she got me. she said ‘close your eyes and put your hands out’, so i did. and then i felt her put something in my hands.
I heard him swallow hard and naturally looked down to his lap to see the rather large bulge beneath his pants. He wants me again, I thought as I tried to gauge what he was thinking. Then I did something that made him jump. I reached over and placed my
dragonsroar: did u know ancient people used to think women were miracle workers because they magically produced babies and they were worshipped and revered but then one day someone figured out the D had something to do with it and then the dudes figured
amazingemmaisonfire: I feel like how DAN and Phil would come out is by reacting to pinof 1 and Dan at the end would say something along the lines of “and I still love you as much as I did back then if not more” then they would kiss and act like nothing
batcows: I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography.
cumdumpster9555: I knew that my daughter did that trick where she wears something normal to get out of the house, and then changes into something very slutty after she leaves.She went on a date tonight, and I was waiting for her when she got back. She
mybiventure: I’ve had some drunk MMFs in college, but never got to do anything with the other guy. I did hear about two friends of mine (both hotties then and now) who were double teaming this chick, who then got mad about something and left, and
ravenhairrubylips:bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:thechandelurequeen:batcows: I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography. The nail polish will harden up instantly if
You know when you talk to someone and you like them a lot and they like you a lot and then they just disappear? They stop talking to you for no reason? It makes no sense? It leaves me feeling like I did something wrong even though I did nothing.
ravenhairrubylips:bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:thechandelurequeen: batcows: I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography. The nail polish will harden up instantly
ravenhairrubylips: bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill: thechandelurequeen: batcows: I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography. The nail polish will harden up instantly
whyisitsohotuphere: When I ever see something garnet and gay, I think “jen-iii is gonna freak out with this” This is completely accurate like, I can see her GODAMN leg for half a frame and I’m like ‘HOL Y FUCKING SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT,
Trying to get the lucid nightmare mount in wow and I beat the rune maze by literally running straight till I found something/ had a dead end then I turned right or left and I just fucking winged it lets go
Someone at work asked what I did today and I said nm, when in reality I’ve been eating jelly beans and editing my porn all day